welcome to 2005

I’m getting a smartphone. (I know!) But honestly up to this point I haven’t felt as if I really wanted one. Actually, I still sort of don’t. Here’s what happened…

I got into a car accident! I was so innocently sitting at a red light, and some Masshole (that’s a driver from Massachusetts, FYI) just slammed right into me. Crushed the entire rear end of my car! Oddly, the point of impact was directly over my pentagram bumper sticker.

Then when I called my husband, on the cell phone they gave me for free with my cell plan six years ago, my battery was chirping. I got home to find my sweet hubs pacing the living room with a scowl. He insisted I “needed” a “real” phone. So (after some limited debate) we ordered a new iphone. I’m slightly nervous.

But as part of my entrance (reluctant stumble) into the 21st century, I’m going to make a few goals for myself. Like an early new-year’s resolution list. Here goes:

1. Twitter. I royally suck at twitter. So bad that I probably shouldn’t have even signed up for it at all. But no more! I’m learning to be a twat!

2. NaNo Redemption. Okay, so I failed NaNoWriMo. Epic fail style. But now I will use my failure as a motivation. I will try to write more, every day. Maybe not 2k per day, I don’t know, but the point is, I should try to be more consistent (I think?)

3. Friends. Okay, I’m a shitty friend. If you are my friend, I will rarely call you. I will take hours to return texts (only partially because of my shitty phone situation). I have girls I love who I haven’t spoken with in months. I need to change this.

I think that’s all I can handle right now.

Prepare yourselves for the day I get my new phone, because I will most likely be posting a ton of crappy photos, and possibly tweeting nonsensical status updates riddled with grammatical errors. 🙂

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